As much as we enjoy the challenge of creating more complex items, sometimes you have to take a step back and let nature do its thing. This chunky coat peg is extremely sturdy and attaches with one hidden screw. If you have the wall space near an entrance, perhaps an array of these is just what your home needs!
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